Robot Bartender
A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The
Robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the
Man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then
Proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and
Medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the
Bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy
Says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini,
Gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy
Says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar,
Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks
He will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The
Robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini",
And the robot brings him another great martini. The robot
Then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says, "So.... You people
Still happy you voted for Obama?"
|
Linear Mode
