Life Savers
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of
lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green....lime,"
"Orange..........orange"
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could
identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, it's what
your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
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