Heavenly Gate Admission
Einstein dies and goes to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, The Admitting Angel tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"
The Admitting Angel snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.
The Admitting Angel is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, The Admitting Angel asks for credentials.
Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
The Admitting Angel says, "Go ahead."
Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
The Admitting Angel claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!"
he says. "Come on in!"
Then The Admitting Angel looks up and sees George W. Bush. He scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
The Admitting Angel sighs and says, "Come on in, George."
NOTE: I am a “Die Hard Republican” and proud of it but my Democrat friend from Myrtle Beach (a real estate webmaster) sent this and what has to be the funniest Bush bashing joke I have read.